Punchlines: What's going wrong with Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber's behavior has been deplorable in the past -- he's been caught with prostitutes, he's painted graffiti on public buildings, he egged his neighbor's house -- but now he's gone beyond the slap-on-the-wrist antics of an overindulged teen pop star. Yesterday, Bieber was arrested for drunken driving. He is said to have mixed alcohol with pot and prescription drugs. Another driver who was with Bieber was also arrested for, according to one comedian, DWI, which in this case stands for driving with an idiot.

Other comics point out how Bieber needs to master the art of the mug shot, after all being "cute" doesn't really work to one's advantage in an all-male prison.